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Lyrics:
Time Share Whorehouse

© 2007 by Mary Crowell.

Nancy entertains on Tuesday.
Sally's newest beau likes noon.
Violet dominares 'em on Sunday
Saturday is Jane's since June.
All of Darla's men like mornings.
Shannon's clients stop for lunch.
Eva's never known to work a Tuesday,
Though she works the evenings a bunch

CHORUS:
Welcome to the Time Share Whorehouse
It's a logic puzzle for the guys.
Visiting the Time Share Whorehouse
Will cause a little grief unless you're wise.

Three girls see their sweeties on Friday.
Wednesday is the day it's closed.
Shannon doesn't service on Thursday.
Sally only has one beau.
Nancy's only man comes evenings.
Darla works the most by far.
Three's a magic number for Shannon
Though she sees a few by car.

Bridge:
Three customers a day, a day,
Morning, night, and noon
Be on time to play, to play
'Cause their's only one small room.

Four of these fair ladies love three men.
None of them have just seen two.
Two of them will only sleep with one guy.
One of them to four is true.
I haven't sung of sexy positions.
Haven't told you much about the men.
This song is just a logical puzzle,
Masquerading as a house of sin

CHORUS:
Welcome to the Time Share Whorehouse
It's a logic puzzle for the guys.
Visiting the Time Share Whorehouse
Will cause a little grief unless you're wise.
Will cause a little grief unless you're wise.
Will cause a little grief unless you're wise.

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